Monday, January 14, 2008

Another Letter to Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature:

I'm just going to put this out there- you bitch! Blame it on the weather people if you must but this was all your doing! I stayed up late last night. I told my kid we could build a snow man today and play with snow balls if he would just go to sleep. I dreamed of doing laundry and cleaning up the final remnants of Christmas. You big 'ol B! I was promised snow and what did I get?!?! 3/4 of an inch and clean roads?!?! What is the matter with you?!?! Not even a delay?!?! COME ON!?!?!

Rumor has it that you're supposedly sending something for this weekend. Or actually possibly Thursday and Friday. It better be here by Friday morning. I better not be in school Friday. I better be seeing some white stuff on the ground when I wake up to the sound of my phone ringing and school being canceled. Heads will roll, Mother Nature, and I've got back up!

Sincerely,
Disgruntled in Exam Hell

4 comments:

Kelly said...

If you plan on having a smack-down with Momma Nature, count me in. This teacher is ready to rumble. I need a snow day!!!!

HRD said...

Yes! F***ing Bitch! I too was going to do shit, but oh well, instead I had to hear, Ms. Heather Ben hit me, Ms. Heather He's playing with toys.. FU CHILDREN LEAVE ME ALONE!

Huckdoll said...

Haha, you're so funny. At least you guys gets snow! We haven't had a good snowfall (except on the mountains) forever!

Girl said...

Here is to snow, heee. You are pretty funny.

 
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