Monday, January 14, 2008

Another Letter to Mother Nature

Dear Mother Nature:

I'm just going to put this out there- you bitch! Blame it on the weather people if you must but this was all your doing! I stayed up late last night. I told my kid we could build a snow man today and play with snow balls if he would just go to sleep. I dreamed of doing laundry and cleaning up the final remnants of Christmas. You big 'ol B! I was promised snow and what did I get?!?! 3/4 of an inch and clean roads?!?! What is the matter with you?!?! Not even a delay?!?! COME ON!?!?!

Rumor has it that you're supposedly sending something for this weekend. Or actually possibly Thursday and Friday. It better be here by Friday morning. I better not be in school Friday. I better be seeing some white stuff on the ground when I wake up to the sound of my phone ringing and school being canceled. Heads will roll, Mother Nature, and I've got back up!

Sincerely,
Disgruntled in Exam Hell

3 comments:

ConverseMomma said...

If you plan on having a smack-down with Momma Nature, count me in. This teacher is ready to rumble. I need a snow day!!!!

Unknown said...

Haha, you're so funny. At least you guys gets snow! We haven't had a good snowfall (except on the mountains) forever!

gail said...

Here is to snow, heee. You are pretty funny.

 
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